I am rich!

I recently noticed that I should be one of the richest people in the world. This is because I have been too lucky, winning lotteries all day long! (Even though I cannot remember I ever participated, but that's not a big deal because most of these are just internet lotteries, which drew the lucky numbers for me and attached them to my email address.)

Date Lottery Sum
06/01/05 British Lottery International $ 2,500,000.00
06/01/06 online cyber lotto $ 1,500,000.00
06/01/07 IRISH WEB LOTTERY £ 550,000.00
06/01/12 UK SPRINGFIELD LOTTERY $ 2,500,000.00
06/01/13 Leeds Lotto Int'l £ 1,200,000.00
06/01/23 UK NATIONAL LOTTERY £ 1,500,000.00
06/01/25 Euromillion Loteria Español € 667,248.26
06/01/26 BRITISH INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY £ 500,000.00
06/01/28 LUCKYDAY E-MAIL LOTTERY INTL. € 1,000,000.00
06/01/29 UK NATIONAL LOTTERY £ 900,000.00
06/02/03 OVERSEAS LOTTERY SPAIN € 1,000,000.00
06/02/08 online cyber lotto $ 1,500,000.00
06/02/11 MULTIMEDIA LOTTERY AWARD € 2,500,000.00
06/02/13 UK NATIONAL LOTTERY £ 2,987,470.00
06/02/16 DISNEYS WORLD LOTTERY $ 1,000,000.00

Additionally, I seem to have a reputation of being an honorable business person, which is why people keep asking me whether I could open bank accounts for some reason. Of course, I was offered my own reasonable shares:

Date Contact My Share
06/01/05 WILLIAMS JOHNSON, ICEP $ 18,000,000
06/01/07 klaus jacobi, ICEP $ 4,400,000
06/01/14 CURT GASTEYGER, ICEP $ 4,400,000
06/01/24 MR. ABDUL FATAH MEMON $ 2,250,000
06/01/27 Depreye Amechi (Nigeria) $ 8,750,000
06/01/27 MR SCOTT DAVISON (South Africa) $ 17,500,000
06/02/03 Barrister Chris Nyame (Saudi) $ 17,500,000
06/02/09 ANGELIA SUSANA DUCHA $ 5,125,000
06/02/09 Dr. Thomas Ella (Nigeria) $ 5,425,000
06/02/15 Barrister. Femi Falana (Nigeria) $ 3,060,000

This totals:

  EUR  5,167,248.26
+ GBP  7,637,470.00
+ USD 95,410,000.00
= EUR 96,712,711.70

which is around € 2,070,936.00 per day! :-)

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